Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.
Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time, we will kidnap ur wife.To this, he sent the following reply: I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand, but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world s largest Waterfalls and the sound intensity of the Waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing cant be heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra falls??
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.
tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Man: God, how long is a million years to you?
God: A second.
Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you?
God: A cent.
Man: Can I borrow a cent?
God: Wait a second?????????
an-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
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